"There’s nothing in the middle ofthe road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos."Jim Hightower
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Disproportionate Taxation
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Top Gear Challenge
The Damage
- The invoice showed all the main parts as "RMFD." (e.g. RMFD. TRANS., RMFD Startermotor (sic)). When I queried what this meant, there was some dithering from the Service Advisor who tried to bluff for a few minutes, then went to get the Service Manager. He bluffed his way for a bit too - even to the point of saying "no parts are re-used", without ever clearly explaining what happened, though he did reassure me that the part was covered for 2 years and unlimited mileage, which is the same as a new part. I've since found a (slightly) fuller explanation from BMW here.
- The invoice also showed a number of "Surcharge on above" items (e.g. £591.30 for the transmission) that are refunded on the line below. This (apparently) is an 'internal' charge from BMW for the retrieval and inspection of the part. It's refunded if the part is returned to BMW. However, BMW will levy the full charge if the part is kept for independent inspection.
- Sytner had the car for 2 weeks but had only given it a cursory wash & vac, which was disappointing... Though the Service Manager did offer a full valet next time I visit as compensation. I hope that it's not before the next service is due!
- I mentioned the recommendation from Honest John about replacing the transmission fluid at every Service II to the Service Manager at Sytner. He didn't seem at all surprised and also said that "... a number of our customers ask for this to be carried out on gearboxes and diffs...". He also confirmed that it wouldn't affect the warranty on the parts/car. When I asked him why they (Sytner) didn't suggest it as good practice, he said that they "were very tightly controlled by the manufacturer" and that "BMW's position is that the parts are sealed for life and don't need the fluid to be changed". This seemed to be an area where Sytner could really add some value, but are not allowed to because of BMW's rules & regulations...
Sunday, 8 February 2009
BMW E46 Gearboxes
General Warning about Automatic Transmissions: Many BMWs have "sealed for life" automatic transmissions. Regardless of whether you have a full BMW service history, the dealer will never change the auto fluid. Many of these boxes are failing around the 120-150k mark - often well outside of warranty and to a cost of £3.5k plus VAT. A good independent or automatic transmission specialist www.fedauto.co.uk can and will change the fluid for you (and any good BMW independents will recommend this anyway). This is commonplace in the US and means the 'box should last the life of the car rather than being the cause of it being written off. General advice is ensure the fluid is flushed out every 60k or more preferably at each Inspection II.
Ford Fiesta Zetec S - A (very) brief review
- Ride is excellent on most surfaces, though (occasionally) high frequency ridges get transmitted to the cabin, which made my head wobble about.
- The engine noise is quite low and doesn't really intrude in to the cabin.
- The car looks very smart in black with the body kit, alloy wheels and blacked out rear windows.
- With all the snow & ice around, I've been very circumspect, but handling is good.
- Seats - even with limited adjustment are comfortable - except the headrests, which are very hard.
- Plastics in the cabin are hard and cheap.
- Cabin is very noisy at motorway speeds. Mostly tyre roar.
- There seems to be very little performance from the engine. The optimum is 2900-3200 RpM in 3rd.
- Having long doors can be a real hindrance in a car park. You have to open the door a long way to generate enough gap to get out.
- Seat headrests too hard.
- Rear 3/4 view is obscured by the very thick rear pillar.
- The water is not cleared well from the mirror glass in the rain, which affects visibility.
- The mirror glass had been put on the wrong sides. The glass with the curved outer surface (for wide angle visibility) had been fitted to the passenger's side and the drivers side was plain.
- The windscreen wipers are dramatically different in size, with the passenger blade being about a 1/3 the size of the main blade. At first it looks quite comical, but they work effectively enough.
- The rear brakes are drums, which makes sense from an engineering & cost perspective, but still looks cheap & nasty in the middle of an alloy wheel.
Friday, 6 February 2009
Postscript
- Gearbox - £3,700
- Injector - £470
- Glowplug control unit - £226
- Gearbox - £2027.46
- Injector - £450.13
- Glowplug control unit - £209.67
BMW Customer Service
Dear Mr Kibsgaard,
I am writing to highlight the completely unsatisfactory experience I’ve had with BMW ownership over the past 2 years.
I have suffered from very poor customer experience and excessive levels of unexpected maintenance.
Owning a BMW has wasted many days of my time, the financial costs have been significant and the disruption to my personal and business life has been extraordinary.
Your customer service team have been uncompromising, even though the car falls well within your goodwill guidelines.
I have tried to be reasonable, that hasn’t worked, so I’ll be making my experiences more widely known.
The detail are in the attached document, with a summary blog posting here and forum posting here. I will be posting more widely later today.
--
Best Regards
etc...
Although I am still waiting for a response to the email, I have (just) received a call from Jonny Combe - Customer Service Manager BMW UK. They have offered to contribute 50% towards the cost of the replacement gearbox. I am now waiting for the full details from Sytner.
As an aside, it seems to me that Sytner have missed an opportunity here to (a) generate a sale and (b) create a product champion.
I would have responded very positively to a call from a (smart) BMW salesman who offered a suitable replacement vehicle with a good trade in value (typical AutoTrader private sale) against mine.
My logic is that the internal parts and labour costs are lower than a customer pays and there is no VAT. The 330D could be repaired and then sold on to the trade. The cost of the repair would be factored in to the discount on the replacement car... especially as I've seen prices drop by more than £3,000 on a £22,000 used BMW in a few weeks.
Sytner would have achieved a financing deal; sold some stock and had a succes story to talk about.
Perhaps there aren't any smart salesmen at Sytner?
A postscript and final costs here.